tellerknowles:

does anybody else have that friend that you’re pretty sure is your soulmate but in a friend way

YI I BLAME YOU FOR THIS I AM UP AT TWO AM Listening to die antwoord it’s all your fault and also caps lock is too hard on this phone. >

I just remembered that when I got home from dinner my mom was complaining about how “Matt had cologne on and it made my car stink” and then my uncle wanders into the living room looking confused as all fuck and goes “I don’t even have any cologne!” and my mom just goes “not you Alicia’s boyfriend’s name is Matt too.” But like that look my uncle had on his face for that minute was great.

stillscreen:

belladark:

stillscreen:

belladark:

gyfdwkjujefoilkedhionk Sorry Matt it wont post.

I AM TRYING I sWEARRRR

NOONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME SHOULD LET ME BLOG AFTER MIDNIGHT.

I can’t figure out how to shuffle, HNNNG, were both sitting here derping, :(

I just used my ipod lol. i had to open chrome to awnser all the questions

and then my comp was like OHGODWHY THERES FOUR WORD DOCUMENTS A CHROME A FIREFOX A SKYPE A STEAM AND A PARTIGE IN A PEAR TREE OPEN I CANT DO THIS

oh compu why you so derpy

I figured it out. HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS. I FEEL SO STUPID LOL

well if you look at it, it makes more sense then some of the other symbols like why the hell does ll mean stop/pause?

at least that mofo looks like its mixing shit up.

what the fuck do parallel lines have to do with stopping.

parallel lines go on forever.

so why would they mean stop?

these are the reasons that I am still up right now.

PSA 

IF YOU STILL FOLLOW ME EVEN AFTER THIS WHOLE THREE AM BLOGGING DEAL THEN YOU DESERVE THE SAME AWARD SUMMERS GRANDPARENTS GET FOR THE AMOUNT OF SKIN OF MINE THEY HAVE SEEN AND PUT UP WITH. I REALIZE I AM YELLING BUT MY INNER VOICE IS YELLING SO THIS FEELS RIGHT

I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE ALL 32 OF YOU.

stillscreen:

belladark:

gyfdwkjujefoilkedhionk Sorry Matt it wont post.

I AM TRYING I sWEARRRR

NOONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME SHOULD LET ME BLOG AFTER MIDNIGHT.

I can’t figure out how to shuffle, HNNNG, were both sitting here derping, :(

I just used my ipod lol. i had to open chrome to awnser all the questions

and then my comp was like OHGODWHY THERES FOUR WORD DOCUMENTS A CHROME A FIREFOX A SKYPE A STEAM AND A PARTIGE IN A PEAR TREE OPEN I CANT DO THIS

oh compu why you so derpy

gyfdwkjujefoilkedhionk Sorry Matt it wont post.

I AM TRYING I sWEARRRR

NOONE WHO CARES ABOUT ME SHOULD LET ME BLOG AFTER MIDNIGHT.

jamfisher:

sorryyyy this is just the most annoying response you can ever give in my opinion 

i’m going to bed

amoying:

why can’t “I don’t want to” be a solid excuse for everything

• normal peoples parents:  you go out and party too much
• my parents:  WILL YOU JUST GO OUT AND MEET SOME FRIENDS AND DO SOMETHING WITH YOUR LIFE PLEASE

jeiwalking:

things to remember while drawing:

• anatomy is great but dont stop because you cant get it perfect
• not every picture has to be a masterpiece
• try new things but remember its ok to draw things you like to draw
• just because someone younger than you is “better” than you are does not mean you are untalented 
• everyone sees things differently
• be proud of what you can do because nobody can do things the same way you can

Use of Profanity With Age 

• 8 years old:  Oh my gosh I said 'shut up!' Mom is going to kill me!
• 18 years old:  WELL FUCK ME OVER SIDEWAYS AND DICK TOSS THAT SHIT TO HELL'S GATE I FORGOT TO PRINT THIS OUT.

forbrightskies:

If you ever feel like you’re a bad driver remember that in the entire state of Ohio in 1895 there were only two cars on the road and the drivers of those two cars crashed into each other